Poland is a beautiful and good and nice country.
Poland is situated between two enemies: Russia and Germany.
Poles are good people.
Poland is great.
You must publish our books, because these are interesting and important books.
You are obliged to do that because:
- we had two world wars
-we had three rozbiorys
- we had communism
- we were very poor
- we were betrayed by our ?friends? (like Great Britain lol)
- we had III RP and we suffered
Generally speaking, our authors are the best authors.
For example Bronisław Widstein is one of the best authors.
He writes a lot about sex, postcommunism etc.
He writes good.
He is good.
We love good literature and we can do it.
We like writing about nature, history and love etc.
We need money.
We made up posthistory. Dariusz Karłowicz made up it.
Posthistory means, that everyfink what was going on after 1989 was a fucking crap.
It means also, that you are morons, because you do not understand history.
But you can change it!!!!
If you will publish our posthistorical books.
Why are we so great?
Because we believe in God and you do not believe in God.
Luckily, we can teach you how to believe.
And how to use your forks (lol J)
But first you MUST buy our books, morons.
But before you publish everyfink we strongly recommend you to read a lot.
Especially our boks made in 19 th century are good books (and fine).
Adam Asnyk, Adam Mickiewicz, Adolf Dygasiński, Deotyma, Dżozef Kraszewski are good.
And Bronisław Wildstein.
And Dariusz Karłowicz is also good.